Are you tired of having a life? Sick of dating and socializing? Bored of everything except politics and Trump? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and absolutely no responsibilities outside of building epic structures and battling it out with your fellow players.

Our server is like no other, with insane challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of Trump made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares to challenge you. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your life, relationships, and sanity at the door and come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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