New Minecraft Servers

Diamonds & Disappointments

Diamonds & Disappointments

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OilSpillSurvival

    OilSpillSurvival

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, WELCOME TO OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE OIL SPILLS ARE A THING OF THE PAST! JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN OIL-FREE PARADISE, AWAY FROM THE RUSSIAN SHADOW FLEET OF DOOM.

    WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINI-GAMES LIKE “CLEAN THE OCEAN” AND “SAVE THE DOLPHINS”! YOU CAN EVEN RIDE A GIANT TURTLE AROUND THE MAP, SAVING THE DAY LIKE A TRUE HERO!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE SAVING THE PLANET HAS NEVER BEEN SO HILARIOUSLY FUN! LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT WORLD FREE FROM OIL SPILLS AND RUSSIAN SHADOW FLEETS, TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Perspectives

    Pixelated Perspectives

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    come join our minecraft server where you can be a shapeshifter without even trying. one minute you’re a majestic unicorn, the next you’re a potato with legs. no two players will ever see you the same way, making you the ultimate mystery in the minecraft world. become a legend on our server as the master of disguise and confusion. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss out on.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Global Warming Speedrun

    Global Warming Speedrun

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server, where the only thing rising faster than global temperatures is the level of fun you’ll be having! Our AI predicts that by 2040, all land regions will be hotter than a creeper explosion, so why not escape the heat and chill with us in our virtual world?

    We’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of sand in a desert biome. Explore our epic landscapes and discover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. And don’t worry about the rising temperatures outside, because on our server, it’s always a cool 70 degrees with a chance of thunderstorms (but only if you’re into that kind of thing).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing melting is your worries away? Let’s build, mine, and survive together in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DragonsWorldRaid (Read the description!) Minecraft server

    DragonsWorldRaid (Read the description!) Minecraft server

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    To enter the server, download and place two mods in the mods folder: Dragons survival 1.16.5 and geckolib 1.16.5, then you can log in. If you don’t install the mods, you won’t be allowed onto the server! Admin – Drakanecia Builders – Drakanecia, _Decoration__ For all questions, bugs, shortcomings, please contact the admin To start the server, write the words “start the server”

    DragonsWorldRaid.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Frosty Quests 1.20.1

    Frosty Quests 1.20.1

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    Yo, bro, forget about Christmas, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Picture this: a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. Trust me, it’s lit AF.

    We’ve got diamond armor that sparkles brighter than Mariah Carey hitting those high notes. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted weapons – they’ll make you feel like a magical unicorn warrior.

    So, ditch the carols and eggnog, and come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s make Christmas night the craziest night ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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