Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!
