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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6393 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!