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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9659 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Votes: | 4954 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9237 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!