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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2249 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!