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Players: 96/1000 Votes: 3971
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

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