Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ShipwreckedNavyCraft

    ShipwreckedNavyCraft
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Block Party

    Block Party
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Holy Pixel Well-Being

    Holy Pixel Well-Being
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

    We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

    So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Animals Bred: 134
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8037

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5134 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

    Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Enchantments Applied: 118
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Mines Excavated: 2778 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blockheadz R Us

    Blockheadz R Us
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

    So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyTaiwanLand

    CraftyTaiwanLand
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Luke Look Server

    Luke Look Server
    hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

    also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    New Chunks Explored: 209662 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

    Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft
    Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

    But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockyStar Minecraft Server

    BlockyStar Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

    Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

    Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft
    Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8569 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FactNinjaMC SMP

    FactNinjaMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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