DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

achievement, Admirable, Decade, DiamondDiva, excepțional, eXtraordinary, female empowerment, FEMINIST, GROUNDBREAKING, Icon, influential, inspiration, leader, Minecraft, Powerful, respected, revered, Role Model, Server, Successful, trailblazer, Visionary, WOMAN

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9861	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Towns Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Zombie Dances:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Votes:	4212	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mines Excavated:	1757
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	162	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	5781	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5947
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	264
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7248
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	165	Emeralds Found:	7776
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2958	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!