| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8489 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8057 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2661 |
A simple vanilla server, for fans of classic minecraft
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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1815 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 404878 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8607 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7905 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3393 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3859 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 318 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 424 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 60 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 301 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7525 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8277 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7149 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2630 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 742 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 742986 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7899 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 46 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5390 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 365 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6669 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 966 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5234 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 844098 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6178 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 211746 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 71 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4046 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 393 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 186 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 815 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
