| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8635 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 342 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
A simple vanilla server, for fans of classic minecraft
193.187.96.164
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9059 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!
2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.
3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.
4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8305 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 233 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9427 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.
plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.
so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1515 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7679 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3445 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!
Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1473 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9325 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1667 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9516 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 151 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!
To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.
momanarchy.aternos.me:50750
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6570 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2770 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 80 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.
We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.
So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3307 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Ores Mined: | 5032 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!
Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2267 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 2002 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 112 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5334 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5135 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 794 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.
You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.
And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.
So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2893 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 28 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.
But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.
So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!
