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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2677 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6661 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 5394 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!