Dial-up Connection SMP: Bringing you back to dial-up speeds in Beta 1.2 (Whitelist only!)

Server Information
SMP Version	Beta 1.2
Updates	Progressive
Join Us	Experience old Minecraft

Question	Answer
What version is the SMP running on?	It is running on Beta 1.2 and will update over time.
Is it Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, it is Minecraft Java Edition.
How can I join as a premium player?	You can join via the Betacraft Proxy.

IntelliCraft Land 1.21

acceptance, belonging, Community, discrimination, Diversity, functional member, hate, inclusion, Individuality, IntelliCraft, intelligence, Land, long tail, mental health, retarded, self worth, Smart, societal norms, society, stigma, tags

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the boring real world where you have to be all functional and smart and stuff. Here, you can be as retarded as you want and no one will judge you!

We have the craziest builds and the weirdest players you’ll ever meet. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is upside down and inside out.

If you’re tired of being a responsible adult, come join us and let your inner child run wild. We promise you’ll never want to leave once you see the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the world.

Elon’s Twitter Escape Craft

activism, Complaints, Craft, digital protest, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, Escape, free speech, government criticism, government influence, online activism, Online platforms, political activism, Political Engagement, protest, public opinion, social justice, social media, social media influence, Technology, twitter, US government

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Votes:	5271
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Tired of Elon Musk taking over the world with his fancy rockets and electric cars? Well, it’s time to escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your own rocket ship and take over the galaxy! Join us and show Elon who’s boss in a world where the only government is run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. So leave Twitter behind and come join us for some out-of-this-world fun!

CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

Backlash, CraftyUkrainian, criticism, Defense, denigrate, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, leader, Minecraft, Politics, president, protest, public opinion, Rally, Seek, Server, solidarity, Support, trump, Ukraine, ukrainians, Unity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro! You gotta join cuz we got Ukrainians rallying around their president like it’s a freakin’ parade, man! And get this, Trump is tryna diss him, but we ain’t havin’ none of that drama here, nah uh! We all about unity and support, yo! Plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya, so come on and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me, dude!

CraftyCanuck: “You can’t grief our server”

Canada, Competition, Country, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, Game, Grief, Hockey, international relations, leader, nationalism, North America, patriotism, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, Sportsmanship, Statement, trudeau, U.S, Unity, Victory

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	158
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

join this epic minecraft server where we fight for our country like trudeau fighting for canada against the u.s. we build giant igloos to protect our land and ride polar bears into battle. you can’t take our country or our game, eh! come join us and show your canadian pride by dominating the competition with maple syrup and hockey sticks. sorry, not sorry, but this server is the best, eh!

Gene Therapy Kids Eye Cure

Blindness, children, cure, DOCTORS, Eye, EYES, Gene, Gene therapy, genetic condition, healthy copies, inject, keyhole surgery, Kids, London, medical breakthrough, parents’ faces, pioneering, rare, Read, shapes, Therapy, vision, world, Write

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

yo, u gotta join this sick minecraft server cuz we got doctors in london curing blindness in kids with gene therapy! they injectin healthy genes into kids’ eyes with keyhole surgery and now these kids can see shapes, recognise their parents’ faces, and some of them can even read and write! like, how crazy is that?! imagine if we had that kinda technology in minecraft, we could see through walls and read all the secret messages in the game! join now and be part of this epic journey to cure blindness in minecraft!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Esports Minecraft Server?

brawl, brawl stars, Brawl Stars Esports, BSC, esports, Minecraft, Server, Stars

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Brawl Stars Esports is the competitive gaming scene dedicated to Supercell’s mobile multiplayer game, Brawl Stars. It features teams of players from around the world competing in tournaments to showcase their skills in various game modes. With a growing community and increasing prize pools, Brawl Stars Esports continues to attract top talent and viewership.

Droidemine server minecraft

Droidemine, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

The description of the server server “Droidemine” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

DROIDEMINE.aternos.me:43971

Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, BLOCK, criminal cravings, criminal cuisine, Forbidden, forbidden delicacies, forbidden feasts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, illegal activities, illicit indulgences, indulgent crimes, indulgent treats, jail-worthy food, jail-worthy treats, Land, law-breaking meals, prison-worthy dishes, risky delicacies, risky eats, taboo indulgences, taboo snacks, unlawful dining

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	5445	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

GF_GrowUpCraft

Accountability, adult responsibilities, adulting, Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, Frustration, GF_GrowUpCraft, household chores, immaturity, laziness, Partnership, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self-care, teamwork

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Star Shards Collected:	215	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

BlockyPainSecrets

BlockyPainSecrets, Concealed, emotional, everyday, hidden, INTERNAL, INVISIBLE, Masked, Mental, Pain, Personal, Physical, Private, secret, SILENT, Struggles, Suffering, undisclosed, UNNOTICED, unshared, unspoken

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	928	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

Asia, CraftyTrumpsUkraineTaiwanFlip, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, international relations, Politics, taiwan, Taiwan democracy, Taiwan government, Taiwan independence, Taiwan news, Taiwan politics, Taiwan security, Taiwan tensions., Taiwan-China relations, Taiwan-US relations, trump, Trump administration, trump impeachment, Ukraine, us foreign policy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

Chuubas, Craft, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Retro, retro game tubers, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Retro Vtubers, Tsunderia Extended, tubers, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber discussion, vtuber links, vtuber streams, Vtubers, vtubing community

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4411	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

FILsLastNameMCServer

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

WifeNeedsDiamonds

bedtime, Communication, emergency, Emotional support, Fever, high needs, Marriage, medical attention, muscle relaxer, Nighttime, parenting, Reassurance, responsibilities, sick wife, Sickness, Sleep, Support, Thermometer, Tylenol, WifeNeedsDiamonds, Working

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Boundaries, bucket list, Communication, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Minecraft, Pleasure, POSITIONS, role-play, satisfaction, sex, SexBucketList, smp, taboo, Toys

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Animals Bred:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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