Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • JustStorm Minecraft server

    JustStorm Minecraft server

    Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

    server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

    Features of our server:

    – keeping vanilla survival on the server

    – minecraft chat synchronization with discord

    – voice chat

    – online server map

    – active and understanding administration

    – unique styling of the tab chat and other things

    We invite you to take part in our project!

    To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Villages Defended: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

    Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Java Version 1.21.1
    Description Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
    Server Info
    • 5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures
    • The border very slowly shrinks
    • People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team.
    • Nether and End banned
    • 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team
    • Teams will be picked by team captains
    Discord https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
    Can I invite my friends to join my team? Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
    What happens if I run out of lives? If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

    Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

    The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8147 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

    NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

    Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PediQueenCraft

    PediQueenCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockyBrexitTrading

    BlockyBrexitTrading
    so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Green Orgasm Glow

    Green Orgasm Glow
    come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

    if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

    so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 176

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Primordial Black Hole Detectives

    Primordial Black Hole Detectives
    lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CristLand

    CristLand

    Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome
    Overview

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    FAQ

    Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

    No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

    Is joining the Discord required?

    Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

    What kind of events do you host?

    Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

    What are some of the plugins you use?

    • Dynmap
    • SimpleVC
    • SetHome
    • Deadchest
    • CombatLog
    • Brewery
    • Others

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 388 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

    Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • > GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

    > GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

    Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

    MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

    Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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