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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Animals Bred:	83	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	290
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ores Mined:	6319
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2175
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	983	Chimeras Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	897559
Dragon Eggs Found:	667	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchantments Applied:	128
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Farms Harvested:	881

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	99/900	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3