Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 6197
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3402 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1496
    Runes Activated: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Crops Grown: 8274 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

    Latin Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

    ””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

    Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server
    Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

    And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9910 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Not Important Minecraft Server

    Not Important Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

    Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dimension Hops: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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