Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there, /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us if you want to discuss your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling mobs. Need a break from mining? No problem, just hop into our designated “jerk off” area and release some stress.

Rumor has it that our last server event involved a heated debate about the best block for building a sex dungeon, and things got so intense that someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on /dft/!

So if you’re ready to get down and dirty in more ways than one, come join us on /dft/ and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Void Gems Collected: 28
Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 9778 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Potions Brewed: 53 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

    PetOverPartner Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

    Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Emeralds Found: 5892
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

    NoPlusOneAllowedCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

    Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

    So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KyivDroneDefense

    KyivDroneDefense
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 278 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PokeTale

    PokeTale

    Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

    – 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

    – Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Potions Brewed: 93 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

    Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server
    Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4473 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

    Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

    And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Ores Mined: 8356
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

    Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

    So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Farms Harvested: 222
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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