Deyedrales Playground

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Deyedrale’s Playground The Protection Area System Are you worried about losing all the work you put into your creations? Protection Stones, obtained using the /ps get command, will allow you to enable all kind of protective features in an area of your choosing. /ps help for more information. PvP on Demand We want to attract all types of players to our world. While we are a PvP server you can toggle PvP at any time with /pvp and have your own PvE adventure. Basic Currency Votes for the server will award you in game currency. Though it currently only functions as a means of obtaining protection stones, I hope to expand it features in the future. Cheat Protection Cheating isn’t fun and it makes the game not fun for everyone else. Cheating botting and/or hacking will not be tolerated and will quickly lead to removal from server.

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CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8898
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	1809
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Votes:	5554	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8424	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	52
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Towns Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5995	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Love Letters Sent:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Crops Grown:	2510

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runes Activated:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!