| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3387 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7787 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 151 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4820 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2682 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5207 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 541164 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3115 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3932 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3870 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6073 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1394 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3029 | Crops Grown: | 2834 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 638402 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1388 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2375 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1550 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1466 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 415 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 85 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 880 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4465 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9835 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8505 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5788 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7868 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 926966 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9220 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9230 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7021 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8570 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 432 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Farms Harvested: | 716 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
