Devastating PvP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5589	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	863165	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5304
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ores Mined:	3121	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	4873	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8511

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9818
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9