DetentionCraftXi | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Towns Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4046	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crops Grown:	5710	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crops Grown:	9167
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Void Gems Collected:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

Ambient sounds, asmr, bedtime playlist, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, Calming melodies, deep sleep, lullabies, meditation music, Minecraft, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, peaceful tunes, rain sounds, relaxing music, sleep aid, sleep sounds, smp, SnoozeTunez, soothing melodies, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Pixel Love Quest

anniversary, Bond, cherish, Connection, Happiness, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, joy, Laughter, love, memorable moment, milestone, partner, PIXEL, Quest, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant, Special, Spouse, unforgettable

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	105

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft Server

cdu, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Lawmaker, military intervention, Mission, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so like, picture this: ukraine is like a battleground in minecraft, right? and germany is all like, “hey, we should totally swoop in and be the peacekeepers in this crazy server!” like, can you imagine the chaos?

join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?

GazaCraft: RPGs in Schools

#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, child’s room, Conflict, Defense, Drones, gaza conflict, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Hamas, idf, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military technology, RPG, rpgs, School, SCHOOLs, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, unmanned aerial vehicles, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Votes:	3457
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than IDF drones finding Hamas weapons in a school! we got more RPGs than a child’s room in Gaza Strip! join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret weapons, and crazy adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in our server? come join now and let the chaos begin!

Alcohol Risk Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol and cancer, alcohol and health, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption effects, alcohol use, alcohol-related cancer, alcohol-related diseases, cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer prevention strategies, cancer prevention tips, cancer research, cancer risk, cancer risk factors, health education, health risks, Minecraft, public health, Risk, Server, types of cancer, US Surgeon General

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE DRINKING ALCOHOL BUT WITHOUT THE CANCER! JOIN US AND YOU WON’T GET 7 TYPES OF CANCER, ONLY 6! WE GOT DIAMONDS AS RARE AS A UNICORN RIDING A PIG! FIGHT DRAGONS AND BUILD CASTLES WITH YOUR BARE HANDS! ALSO, OUR SHEEP CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN DO BALLET! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE, JOIN NOW!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3