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Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2435
Falling into the Void:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	8924	Dimension Hops:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	73	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Towns Built:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6624	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9387	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3980
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6906
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	159	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Star Shards Collected:	98
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5