Desidia Network

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

New Minecraft Servers

We want to present to you, on behalf of the Desidia Network team, this new server where you can find various modalities such as Factions, Box PvP, Full PvP, Practice, Skywars, Bedwars, Creative and Survival Custom.

Everything within the different modalities has been built based on user comments and always taking into account the community’s suggestions. We will be raffling off ranks, keys and more in the different modalities before and after the opening event!

Join this new community where you can play with your friends in any version! https://discord.gg/CWfuHPYHFQ

play.desidia.top

Serene Craft Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Catharsis, Craft, emotional cleansing, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional well being, Haven, Healing Process, inner healing, inner peace, Introspective, kind of day, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, release of emotions, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Semi-cathartic, Serene, stress relief, Therapeutic

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5993	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Yo, broskis, do you ever just feel like you need to let out some steam in a semi-cathartic kind of way? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for some epic battles and intense PvP action that will have you screaming in joy and frustration at the same time.

And get this, we have the most insane custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the semi-cathartic fun begin!

JobCraft1600s

1600s, career, colonial, duties, Economy, employment, historical, Job, JobCraft1600s, Labor, livelihood, occupations, Professions, responsibilities, Roles, society, Tasks, TRADES, work, Workforce, working conditions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can time travel back to the 1600s and live out your wildest historical fantasies! Are you tired of modern-day responsibilities? Join our server and become a blacksmith, a nobleman, or even a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of time-traveling wizards who are trying to alter history for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and experience the thrill of living in the 1600s, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky time paradoxes). Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other!

NoodleCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, air cooperation, Alliance, Aviation, bilateral relations, Chinese, collaboration, Defense, defense industry, full attention, Geopolitical, international relations, joint exercises, Military, military technology, Minecraft, NoodleCraft, Norad, Partnership, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Strategic

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5927	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so, liek, u kno how the chinese n russians r liek bffs now in teh air? well, on dis server, we got teh craziest air battles u eva seen! like, u can fly ur own plane n take down ur enemies in epic dogfights! norad is watchin us cuz we r just too lit, u gotta join n be part of teh action! fly high, my dudes, fly high!

CraftyPutinTrump2020

collusion, Corruption, CraftyPutinTrump2020, Deception, foreign relations, Government, Help, influence, Insiders, Kremlin, Manipulation, Politics, power, president-elect, Propaganda, putin, russia, secret, Similarities, trump, united states

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like putin and trump are bffs. we have secret insider info on how trump is already helping putin by building epic structures in our server. you can be a part of the conspiracy and help us take over the minecraft world. join now for a chance to be a kremlin insider and reveal the truth behind the trump-putin bromance. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to build a secret tunnel between the white house and the kremlin in our server. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Gold Rush Adventures

Adventures, bisulphide, chemical reactions, fluid dynamics, Geochemistry, Geological processes, geology, GOLD, HS, innovative approach, Journey, magmatic fluids, metallogeny, mineral deposits, mineralogy, ore deposit formation, ore genesis, Revolutionizing, Rush, sulphur, Transport, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join our epic server where we unlock da journey of gold thru magmatic fluids. u know, sulphur in its bisulphide form is like da key to transportin gold in magmatic fluids. it’s like a revolution, man. u gotta join us to understand how gold gets around and forms ore deposits. it’s like a crazy adventure, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement. let’s get diggin’ and find dat treasure together!

NOVA

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, gb, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, highway, Moderation, Nether, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Nova Anarchy

A small team of friends that have worked together making this server possible and has already completed an obbi roof, 2 nether hwys to wb as well as many spawn projects. we have a small regular player base and a good community that were hoping to grow. come join us.

SOMETIME THIS WEEK- We will run a one day dupe as our Christmas gift to the community! Grind your gear now to get it ready and Date and Time and which dupe is TBA

Rules
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated so you can say whatever you want
You won’t get banned
Already 200 GB even though server is young
Obbi roof and 2 n hwys already reaching wb

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	1820	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	620
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4851	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2600	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3494
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!