DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

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Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	1866
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

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Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

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Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4223	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	9310	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

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Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

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🌿Echo Land🌿

✨ Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

Java Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
Bedrock Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
	Port: 19132

🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

Battle passes and unique challenges.
Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
Optimized XP and resource farms.
Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
Zero lag and protection for your builds.
Active players and an impressive lobby.

📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Items Found:	3919	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	251
Mines Excavated:	3215	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9907

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyLaughsMC

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MotherRussiaCraft

activism, children, Demand, demobilization, empowerment, families, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, love, Military, MotherRussiaCraft, MOTHERS, Peace, protest, russia, Russian soldiers, solidarity, Support, Unity, War, Wives

come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.