DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	83
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1998
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	456290	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	63	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6211
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	4843
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Towns Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8140
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Farms Harvested:	873
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7539
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.