So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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