DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., deescalate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, LebanonCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, non-intervention, Peacekeeping, Politics, solidarity, Stand, Statement, Support, Tension

Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	134
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

Adventures, blocky, emotional experiences, first time use, Firsttime, FRONTIERS, Fun, long tail tags, positive emotional experiences, positive experiences, risk assessment, substance use disorder, substance use disorder risk

Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

Active players, Adventure, battle passes, bedrock edition, Bosses, Compatible, creeper, Degree, Discord, Dungeons, EchoLand, Gems, GOLD, immersive story, java edition, key features, legendary loot, Lobby, pants, Players, Portals, Protection, resource farms, Scaring, smp, XP.., zero lag

🌿Echo Land🌿

✨ Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

Java Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
Bedrock Edition	IP: play.echoland.icu
	Port: 19132

🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

Battle passes and unique challenges.
Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
Optimized XP and resource farms.
Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
Zero lag and protection for your builds.
Active players and an impressive lobby.

📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	68
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

3D concert, BLOCK, charms, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Drop Pop Candy, Hime, LIA, Lia For Sale, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia Plushie, Lia shirts, Lias, love Lia, Minecraft, Mint, outfit merch, Party, phase connect, pins, pippa, PRINTS, Server, SPWN, Summer Camp merch, tenma, Tenshi outfit, Uruka, VOD suggestions

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9362	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

CRASHOUT., enter, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, internet humor, internet trend, last thing, LAUGHING, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, Mode, ONLINE, RAGE, reaction, smp, social media, triggered, troll, TROLLFACE, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

aita, bad person, Birth, BLOCK, Buy, Claim, Communication, DAUGHTER, declined, dna test, Edition, faithful, Father, GFFree, Girlfriend, guideline, Hospital, meet-up, non-invasive, Proposal, relationship, see, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Buildings Constructed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, hindsight, Insight, LAUGH, learn, learning, learning from failure, life lessons, mistake, MistakeCraft, mistakes are opportunities, moving forward, overcoming challenges, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success, valuable lesson, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	685396

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyLaughsMC

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	5675
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MotherRussiaCraft

activism, children, Demand, demobilization, empowerment, families, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, love, Military, MotherRussiaCraft, MOTHERS, Peace, protest, russia, Russian soldiers, solidarity, Support, Unity, War, Wives

come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

Cardio, cardiovascular disease, Craft, diet and heart disease, foods, heart health, meta analysis, processed, processed food and cardiovascular health, processed food and chronic disease, processed food and disease risk, processed food and health, processed food and heart disease risk., processed food and heart health, processed food and mortality, processed food consumption, processed food effects, processed food impact, processed food research, processed food risks, processed food studies, systematic review, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods, US prospective cohorts

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3785
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Cases, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

bedrock, Builds, Difficulty, Donations, donator perks, ExeosCraft, Experience, Fairness, Fight, Fun, Giveaways, Hate Speech, java, Join, Journey, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Map, MCMMO, Purrfectly, RAINBOW, Riches, rules, Server, smp, Time, Updates, Vanilla, Version

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

🌐 Our Features:

Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, combat system, crime drama, Exploration, immersive gameplay, Japanese culture, long tail tags: Yakuza series, Minecraft, Mini Games, Movie, movie games, night, open world, organized crime, sega, Server, side quests, storytelling, video games, yakuza, Yakuza characters., Yakuza franchise, yakuza gameplay, Yakuza Games, Yakuza storyline

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3753	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

Girls, Minecraft, ROPES, Shooting, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery center, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery program, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery support, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, BlockAddict, mental health, Minecraft, Quitting, smp, substance abuse, withdrawal symptoms

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!