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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6311 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.
oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.
so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.