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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3291 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6427 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.
oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.
so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.