Desert Star | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8165	Ores Mined:	1032
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8588
Villages Defended:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	8284	Chimeras Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	8809	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6005
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3431	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9918	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9858
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

Players:	97/200	Votes:	3315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2