Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).
