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Octopus Stomach Crawl

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	661	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8566	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

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Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	3874
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	5152	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

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come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5625	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	388
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

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Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Farms Harvested:	169	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GFDriverSeatOops

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	2086
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	372	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1