DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

Social, nagging, menial shit, tired of, retarded

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Webm Ruins Life 1.20.4

Homicide, Porn Actress, found dead, Adult Film Industry, social media

Yo, so like, imagine playing on a Minecraft server where you can build your own tribute to the fallen blacked porn actress found dead! Join now for a chance to create a pixelated memorial and pay your respects in the most bizarre way possible. It’s like, totally messed up but also kinda hilarious in a twisted way. Don’t miss out on this chance to be part of the weirdest virtual community ever!

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Mystic Realm 1.20

Martial Arts, binge watching, comedy, gender bending, Manga adaptation

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the final episode of your favorite show but on crack! Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and then fighting off a horde of zombie pigs the next. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Plus, who needs to wait for the next cour when you can just jump into this server and have a blast right now? Trust me, you won’t regret it! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

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Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

culture, Adventure, zen, Traditional, experiences

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

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Mystic Isles 1.20.1

MerchRyS, Fan, JewelRyS, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, Starter Merch

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

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Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

hardcore gamers, Hardcore, Mario series, Shigeru Miyamoto, Miyamoto

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

Webm Ruins Life 1.20.4

Mystic Realm 1.20

Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2