DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us and experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether, and competing in a chicken jousting tournament (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw epic parties, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a dance-off.

So grab your sword, put on your diamond armor, and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case you might want to steer clear).

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Infinite Space Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server for a wild ride through the world of philosophical alternatives to metaphysical monism. Ever heard of Neutral Monism? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Picture a reality made up of a neutral "stuff" that can be both mental and physical at the same time. Bertrand Russell and William James would be proud to see their ideas come to life in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Dual-Aspect Theory is another mind-blowing concept you can explore on our server. Imagine a reality with two complementary aspects – mental and physical. It’s like having a split personality, but in a cool philosophical way. Baruch Spinoza would be shaking in his boots (if he wore boots).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a house out of pure consciousness or mine for physical sensations? Plus, our community is full of thinkers and dreamers who will challenge your beliefs and expand your mind (literally, again).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to question the very fabric of reality while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. It’s a philosophical journey you won’t find anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

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“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

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Polska Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of POLSKA? Do you dream of building a virtual shrine to all things Polish in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things POLSKA! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant pierogi castle, riding on a rollercoaster made entirely of kielbasa, and battling creepers with your trusty pierun hammer. Our community is filled with fellow POLSKA enthusiasts who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world in the most Polish way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner POLSKA flag fly high!

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Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the only limit is your imagination… and the occasional ice dragon attack! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane events, and special recruits that will make your jaw drop.

Are you ready to face the Solo Raid: White Ice Dragon and prove your worth? Or maybe you prefer teaming up for the Co-op: Chatterbox event where communication is key (and maybe a little chaos too).

But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruits include the fierce Maiden: Ice Rose, the chilling Ludmilla: Winter Owner, the adorable Mica: Snow Buddy, and the ruthless Guillotine: Winter Slayer. And trust us, you’ll want to recruit them all to survive the upcoming battles.

Don’t forget to grab your costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage to show off your style in the midst of all the madness.

Join us now and use our exclusive codes like STAYTACTICAL and UNBREAKABLE to unlock special rewards and show off your skills. This is not just a Minecraft SMP, this is a NIKKEonSatellite adventure that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

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