DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

Antagonist, Bullied, challenging protagonist, Character development, character flaws, Complain, controversial character, CREEPERS, Cunt, DerpyCraft, emotional turmoil, insufferable, Jobs, Main character, mental health issues, mentally ill, negative traits, self-pitying, Sessions, social outcast, Therapy, toxic behavior, troubled past, unlikable traits, unlikeable protagonist, victim mentality, villagers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2794
Runes Activated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8615	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	368753	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Emeralds Found:	6356	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crops Grown:	5842
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Void Gems Collected:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Votes:	414	Mines Excavated:	1122

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magic Items Found:	8780	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3486	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Votes:	9798
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1722	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Towns Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Towns Built:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Star Shards Collected:	196	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!