DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9550
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	4010
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	213
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1594
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7526	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5661	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	9324	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.