DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5440	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Potions Brewed:	164

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	832	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	455961

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5960

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.