Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY