DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4878
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	6423	Void Armor Forged:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	2040
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	182

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	6697
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6410	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Animals Bred:	156
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!