Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Divine Spears Created: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 8756
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
Enchantments Applied: 195 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad

    MaidOfHonorSurgerySquad
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my Maid of Honor Cate’s disappearing act during my wedding planning!

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be navigating through friendships more complicated than a soap opera plot. Will your in-game BFF bail on you at the last minute like Cate did to me before my bachelorette party? Only time will tell!

    And just like Cate blaming her daughter for breaking a champagne flute, you’ll have to watch out for sneaky players trying to shift the blame for their misdeeds onto others. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with foot surgery drama like Cate did (hopefully).

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a wedding day meltdown and more unpredictable than Cate’s mood swings. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our server? Don’t be an “asshole” and miss out on all the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SpicySauceQueenMC SMP

    SpicySauceQueenMC SMP
    Are you tired of bland and boring hot sauce options in your everyday life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the spiciest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with hot sauce challenges, where the winner gets to bathe in a pool of the hottest sauce known to man. Trust us, you’ll never look at hot sauce the same way again after joining our server. So grab your virtual spoon and get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Buildings Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4654 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Potions Brewed: 117 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Farms Harvested: 717

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Falling into the Void: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Crops Grown: 5722
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Towns Built: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 232
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 290 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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