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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8300 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1119 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).
