DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3302
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	3055	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Potions Brewed:	143
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	136	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	4112
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	6529
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	1288
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mines Excavated:	3627
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6211

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

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