DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

#endgoal, alienation, Attention, Audience, Confused, DerpyCraft, disappear, Disappointed, ENGAGEMENT, Failure, fanbase, income, influencer, Job, Marketing, MONEY, Relevance, RETURN, socialmedia, strategy, Views

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	185
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2316	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	226	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	6019
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6072

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6037
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	5822	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Farms Harvested:	554

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com