DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

#endgoal, alienation, Attention, Audience, Confused, DerpyCraft, disappear, Disappointed, ENGAGEMENT, Failure, fanbase, income, influencer, Job, Marketing, MONEY, Relevance, RETURN, socialmedia, strategy, Views

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7579	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	77
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	641971
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Star Shards Collected:	192	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3556	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
New Chunks Explored:	212959	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	881
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3557	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gods Slained:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Towns Built:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4536	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ores Mined:	2516	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

minepurist.net