DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

#endgoal, alienation, Attention, Audience, Confused, DerpyCraft, disappear, Disappointed, ENGAGEMENT, Failure, fanbase, income, influencer, Job, Marketing, MONEY, Relevance, RETURN, socialmedia, strategy, Views

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Villages Defended:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9375	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ores Mined:	4042

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Potions Brewed:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	148
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	5696
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	763095

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!