DerpCraft SMP

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This is a private survival multiplayer server. There are around 8 players at the moment and if you would like to join, you can, of course. FYI all of us are around 14-15 years old. If you want to join our discord server, then pm me; username is ja7mes. There is a city at spawn, where you can build whatever you want. We can give you free stuff. The IP adress is: 209.205.115.210:25572but its whitelisted, unfortunatly. I am not the owner.

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