DerpCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5254	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mines Excavated:	1044
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	682
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crops Grown:	5640	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4481	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchantments Applied:	107
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	7128
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Items Found:	8369	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Potions Brewed:	48

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	120
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ores Mined:	2001
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4046	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	9651
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	842118	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Runes Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	5527
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6