Derp Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	New Chunks Explored:	934147
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	3380

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Towns Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Dragon Eggs Found:	6807
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Farms Harvested:	398	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	552785
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8817	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2118	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Villages Defended:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9092
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5844
Enchantments Applied:	126	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46