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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9381 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6732 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 4283 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest adventures and stuff.
we got this one time where we all rode pigs off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but we survived cuz we had like, enchanted armor and stuff. it was wild, man.
also, like, the monsters on this server are no joke. we got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that do the macarena while chasing you. it’s hilarious, dude.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. we once found a chest full of diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. true story, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna have the most insane time of your life in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
