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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1708 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 27 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.