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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5492 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3590 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 399 |
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