DepressoCraft SMP

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

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  • NaziTeslaBoycottCraft

    NaziTeslaBoycottCraft
    omg u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! we got pigs flyin’ around, chickens doin’ the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

    join us and u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil llamas who spit fireballs at anyone who dares to approach!

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we throw the wildest parties with all the mobs in the game. rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance and challenges players to a dance-off!

    so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. just be sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and causing chaos wherever they go!

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  • Island Escape: Reclusive Masters

    Island Escape: Reclusive Masters
    lol u ever wanted to chill with the most reclusive dudes on the planet? well get ready to be mind-blown on this epic minecraft server where u can hang out with the Sentinelese tribe on North Sentinel Island! they be like the OGs of isolation, but now they open their doors to u, yes u! join now for a chance to trade with them, learn their ways, and maybe even get a sick tribal tattoo! who needs civilization when u got the Sentinelese, amirite? come join the party and be part of the most exclusive club in the world!

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  • Solaria

    Solaria

    Solaria Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Infomc.solaria.lol:25565
    WhitelistNo, but toxic behavior is not allowed
    Allowed ModsYour mods are allowed, but no hack clients for spamming or intentional lag
    DiscordJoin Discord

    Commands

    • /kill – Kill your player
    • /spawn – Teleport to a random location close to spawn
    • /bed – Teleport to your bed
    • /playtime – See the joindate and playtime of yourself or someone else

    Config

    Phantoms are disabled, spawnRadius is 300, sleepPercentage is 10, Seed is -2030680423

    FAQ

    1. Is this server whitelisted?

    No, there is no whitelist. However, toxic behavior is not allowed.

    2. Are hack clients allowed on the server?

    Yes, your mods are allowed, but using hack clients for spamming chat or intentional lag will result in consequences.

    3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    While there is no whitelist, it’s important to adhere to the server’s rules against toxic behavior. Proper warnings will be given before any bans are issued.

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  • Stepmom Struggles: No Bday Bash!

    Stepmom Struggles: No Bday Bash!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your husband’s baby mama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of court battles, child support drama, and high conflict co-parenting situations.

    But wait, there’s more! We also offer birthday party planning services, where you can throw a party for your stepson without his mom even knowing. Who needs her anyway, right?

    So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a custody battle on Christmas. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have all this excitement? Join now and let the drama unfold!

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  • GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

    GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb dot com, yo. like, you can build your own little world and stuff. but get this, the owner is like this super cool Iranian FM who’s all about moving Israelis to Greenland after Trump’s initiative. like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of drama and chaos, but in minecraft form. so if you’re into that kind of wacky shiz, you gotta join this server, like, right now. plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, bro.

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